The Absurdity of High School

Wake up and go to sleep. Wake up, go to school, and go to sleep. Wake up, go to school, go home, go to sleep. There's really nothing more to a high schooler's life. Maybe add a little food time in there, a little personal hygiene, some friends, some good grades, and homework, and you still have the same result. Wake up and go to sleep. Does any of this really matter in the end? Why must we suffer through so much nonsense? Because of state standards? Because people should be educated about their environment? So what? It doesn't make them any more civilized? I really wish utopia existed. I know it can't, but I wish that it did. Everyone would be nice and amicable. Trash would disappear. Actually, better yet, trash would never be produced! I wish I was a stuffed animal like Silver.

That way I would never ever have to worry about anything. Never have to be mad about anything. I would just be warm and happy all the time. ALL THE TIME! 
So, excuse me Mr. Genie, 

I would really really REALLY like you to make me into something better than this. Turn me into a cartoon character, a stuffed animal, an inanimate object, I don't really care. All I wish is that I no longer have to deal with the many jerks that roam the earth.